Do you adhere to a Brode of Ethics which includes such bylaws as:
Article 24 – “When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either the 12 or 6 o’clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.”
Or
Article 88 – “If a Bro, for whatever reason, must drive another Bro’s car, he shall not adjust the preprogrammed radio stations, the mirrors, or the seat position, even if this last requirement results in the Bro trying to drive the vehicle as a giant praying mantis would.”
Many of us might mistakenly consider ourselves Brofessionals in such subjects, but I’ve now gained a deep understanding of Brociety and the importance of having Bros through the rules set forth in…wait for it…The Bro Code.
Read on to learn (and more importantly, laugh) some more.